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Man Fractures Penis After Taking Sex Pill

he had “significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror.”

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Second Fire In Five Weeks Burns Missouri Mosque

A second fire in less than five weeks occurred at a mosque in Joplin, Missouri early Monday morning. The cause of the latest inferno is still unknown, but Monday’s flames were much more devastating than those that occurred July 4, in an incident that authorities later determined was an act of arson.

The Fuck Is Wrong With You Melanin-Deficient Motherfuckers?

BIDDEFORD, Maine — Maine State Police seized an arsenal of weapons from a Biddeford man who told police he brought a loaded gun to a showing of “Batman: The Dark Knight Rises” in Saco on Saturday night, according to Department of Public Safety spokesman Stephen McCausland.

Timothy Courtois, 49, was arrested in York about 10 a.m. Sunday after state police Trooper Phillip Alexander clocked Courtois’ Ford Mustang traveling at 112 mph on the Maine Turnpike. Other motorists had called police to report the vehicle was speeding southbound on the turnpike with its hazard lights flashing.

Inside the car, police found an AK-47 assault rifle, four handguns and several boxes of ammunition, McCausland said Monday afternoon.

Anaheim Police Fire Into Crowd Of Women And Children

A near-riot broke out in Anaheim, California on Saturday after a police shooting left one man dead and angry witnesses began throwing bottles at police offers. Police responded by firing bean bags and rubber bullets into a crowd of terrified women and children and even loosing a police dog on one woman and her baby.

Residents, who have recently been complaining about alleged police violence, told KCAL 9 News that Manuel Diaz was running away from police who had attempted to speak with him when he was shot from behind with a bullet that hit him in the buttocks. He fell to his knees and was struck in the head by another bullet. Police handcuffed the motionless man and he was taken to the hospital, where he died three hours later.

Former Cro-Mags Bassist Accused In Stabbing At NY Show

Last night’s CBGB Festival show at Webster Hall in New York City was forced to shut down early after a former bassist attacked members of the Cro-Mags in a dressing room, the New York Post reports.

At around 8:15 p.m., Harley Flanagan, a founding member of the band who played bass with them for more than a decade, allegedly forced his way through Webster Hall’s VIP section toward the Cro-Mags’ dressing room. Upon reaching the dressing room, he stabbed William Berario and Michael Couls with a hunting knife, and bit Berario on the cheek.

Flanagan was eventually subdued by several security guards, and handcuffed to a chair by the police. 

Marko Djurdjevic Terminates Exclusive Contract With Marvel

…and burns the fuck out of some bridges. In the middle of a ‘Marvel Spirit’ panel.

“Marko clearly is in the middle of a divorce [with Marvel.] I’m not — we’re still having sex,” -Jonathan Hickman

NOM Loses Bid To Keep Anti-Gay Marriage MN Donors Concealed Out Of 'Harassment' Fears