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There's a Butt Toucher's Club? How do I join? Is there a membership card? What are the benefits, aside from touching butts?

Asked by johnnyideaseed

I’m working on the membership card, but if you (consensually) place your hand on a right buttcheek and promise to honor and appreciate the butt of everyone that isn’t a total jerkface, consider yourself inducted. Butt touching is pretty much the only perk.

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  1. markdelabeast said: That sounds magical
  2. silverrobot said: I’ll volunteer my butt if you need to hone your skills.
  3. mistersparkle said: can those of us blessed with nice butts donate our tushes to be touched for those who are surrounded by flat fannies?
  4. of-great-importance said: Can there also be a Butt Viewers Club? Can its headquarters be in my inbox?
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