There's a Butt Toucher's Club? How do I join? Is there a membership card? What are the benefits, aside from touching butts?
Asked by johnnyideaseed
I’m working on the membership card, but if you (consensually) place your hand on a right buttcheek and promise to honor and appreciate the butt of everyone that isn’t a total jerkface, consider yourself inducted. Butt touching is pretty much the only perk.